Cringy Chimpmunk

Three birds stand on a telephone wire, chirping among themselves. A chipmunk comes climbing up the pole and greets the…

Mr. Eel

What sound do eels makes? “Look at this eel”, pointing at the bottom of the river. “I can’t see anything…

The Impulsive Baby

Of course he is a male. Females in this world are dealing with all of human history to change their…

Yo Soy Solo De Mi

Mira esta la cosa. I can’t really write in Spanish. In Colombia, the bitches are bad and the coffee is…

Soyffy’s Press Conference

Global Superstar Soyffy has scheduled a press conference for today in regards on his future. [Coughs] “Excuse me everyone. Can…

Shut The Fuck Up

Oh my god. You did it again!!!! You fucking talked too much… Like when will you learn?! You were doing…

Trip to Alaska

I was born in Oakland, California to some crack addicted parents. My mom sent me away to live with one…

Smile and Be Free

The society we are heading towards, is one with cameras everywhere. People will be free to walk outside without worrying…

Sergy’s Secret

The sky is dark grey with the clouds covering the ground. Sergy is walking through the snowy streets of his…

Hear Me Out

Getting high and going out partying before a test is not the best way to get a good grade. Spending…

From Now On

I will not look for the perfect person. I found them already. And they’re not from here.

Your Kids

You will only be remembered by the people who appreciate you. You won’t last forever. What will your legacy be?…

The Turtle to Tortilla

“La tortuga se vino pero no se puedo comer la tortilla porque no hay mas tortillas.” This quote in spanish…

Oasis

A place where you can find peace and serenity. Normally, a place where it is quiet and just yourself. A…

Dear Cassie

We never saw each other. We never got to hold each other with our arms. We never had to fight…

Cigarettes Smell

The man comes back from a hard day at work. He unlocks his car and opens his glove department. He…

How Many Can You Do?

Hey dude. Where you been? I haven’t seen you all this week. I been here at home, finishing this project…

Alyona & Andrei

Their story begins on a gloomy Saturday afternoon in the middle of a small town. Andrei starts talking to a…

They Took Your Money

So you say they took your money. Were you robbed? No. Then how did they take your money? Well, they…

Stop

You’re going to do something that can’t be changed. You’re going to say something that you can’t take back. Stop…

Nothing is Real?

I wish there was a sign that lit up when someone tells you the truth. Everyone is a liar in…

Of Course

Hello,Of course, I remember what tomorrow is. I will try to make it.Your Brother, This was written by a wealthy…

So You Met Someone New

You say to yourself. Wow this person is cool. It’s been a while since your last relationship. You realize that…

I am going to leave?

What would be left behind? A bunch of unfinished stories that I wanted to see make it onto Netflix. Papers…

Girlfriend for the Night

One day, you’re innocent with no thoughts that come from a perverted mind. Next day, you are getting your balls…

What a Dope Fiend do?

A dope fiend does lots of drugs. sells priceless possessions for 20 dollars. dances in the middle of traffic. doesn’t…

The Dunkin’ Chronicles

This one time, I was working and I was wondering how i could make more money. Then some guy who…

A Mute Topic

I want drugs so fucking bad. I want to drink so fucking bad. I want to break someone’s car window…

Writing in Snow

If you ever peed in the snow, then you have tried to write your name in the snow. Some people…

He is Uninterested

He woke up one day and his love was gone. He was uninterested in everything. He couldn’t stand the thought…

Buy This

I have some extra money to spend, what should I do? I know, I should just save it for a…

The Greedy Romantic

He says words that play with your heart, and makes you wonder why have I not heard this before. You…