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Category: stories
A story of Alyona & Andrei
He beats up dogs and she burns down houses. Do I need say more? Two crazy people have finally met … More
What can I say?
I can’t say anything. You caught me red handed. The man standing there with a wooden chest ready to die; … More
Who knows what really happened
“I was on top of a cliff and someone pushed me.””Why and who would do that?” “I was enjoying the … More
Cringy Chimpmunk
Three birds stand on a telephone wire, chirping among themselves. A chipmunk comes climbing up the pole and greets the … More
Mr. Eel
What sound do eels makes? “Look at this eel”, pointing at the bottom of the river. “I can’t see anything … More
Soyffy’s Press Conference
Global Superstar Soyffy has scheduled a press conference for today in regards on his future. [Coughs] “Excuse me everyone. Can … More
A Regular Man
He does not wash his hands after he pees. A regular man walks outside and see the females around him. … More
Fragile Branches
“Olive trees for sale”, reads a sign hanging in front of a shop. A man walks into the shop. “How … More
A Meaningless End
Hello Andrew, “Nice to see you again. Today we’re going to talk about.” Andrew cuts him off. “Can we talk … More
Bear Witness
Hello, It took being completely reckless for the final time to come up with the courage to tell you the … More
Responsibility Woah
Hello, I found out that after all this time. I have been lying to myself saying that responsibilities aren’t real. … More
Off To Where
He stops at a lake. He sighs and swallows a handful of water. The sun is shining today. I’m tired … More
Words & No Pictures
Read all about. What do you got there? It’s an old artifact called a newspaper. Woowwwww and what do I … More
Pondering Death
The first step to being a depressed child is having a sense of the world outside of you. Next, is … More
Space Youths
The problem with my youth is. I was always told “shoot for the stars”, little did they help with how … More
Snowy Organisms
Heather is a snowy organism. Softer than soft, smoother than smooth and smelling like nothing; a faint nothing. She screams … More
Dance Dance Flamingo
Dance? But I don’t wanna. Well if you don’t dance, you’ll never find a mate. So why do I need … More
Gator Meat
Instead of a piece of cake I like to say gator meat because it is not what you expect and … More
Pointy Toes
A conversation. Yeah I hate her, she thinks shes all that with her long straight hair with her smooth, hydrated … More
The Moon Told me to Lie
Not that the female gender does not lie. It is that on a worldwide scale females, are still the most … More
Made up Truth
A man of many words has to screen each one that passes through his lips like the T.S.A checks brown … More
Behind The Curtains
I look out and see the audience. “Big crowd” I say sarcastically. Seems as if no one saw my flyers. … More
The HotBox Trap
All you need is a car and a willing unsuspecting victim. Oh! I almost forgot! You need weed lots and … More
The New Flower
My mother is naturally a giver of life. Not because I came out of her; but because every plant she … More
To the future
My life is falling apart. I have no direction where I’m going. I consume so much of my own time … More
Past the Pacific
It has been a week since I been out in sea. The waves have been the only constant on this … More
Star of the Show
That no one watches. I stay up all night, planning what to do for my next act. The only thought … More
A vegetarian tiger.
World falling apart. Everyone is either defending or attacking something. The people who can actually help don’t really want to … More
Salamanders not lizards
A few months ago, a salamander known as the “golden wonder” had been rediscovered. After 42 years, the salamander that … More
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