Cardinals have me excited

With Paul Goldschmidt now on the team, I’ll admit I wasn’t totally on board but after Friday’s game performance. I’ll … More

Black Drain

Black holes are a drain that leads to another universe. The universe is a faucet that is always on. The … More

non-existence mango

You need mass and energy to exist. That’s e=mc^2. Scientists say dark matter has a negative mass but how could … More

On the toilet

No toilet paper; doesn’t matter because I don’t even use it. I just sit on the toilet for about 30 … More

Enchanted Cynics

I would love it for one of my friends to die. I know I would accomplish everything I wanted to … More

A brain off dopamine

You won’t see the results of your effect on people. You won’t see the results of your work. You won’t … More

The honest cycle

If honesty is the truth, which are the facts, then; Honesty is a fact that’s being forgotten in this world … More

Pondering Death

The first step to being a depressed child is having a sense of the world outside of you. Next, is … More

Abstract Art

What’s the difference between a monkey’s favorite stick and a human’s favorite pencil? I could explain the answer but the real … More