Pearls

The June birthstone is a pearl.

Out of the all the stones, that they could have possibly picked, they choose a stone; that’s not even a stone.

Pearls are like oysters’ boogers, a speck of sand gets in his/her mouth and they react by coating the speck with mucus.

They look gorgeous so I don’t mind this fact.

There is only one problem I have with pearls.

Pearls are for girls; I tried buying some pearls and the salesperson laughed at me when I said it wasn’t for my girlfriend.

Not that care what he thinks but embarrassed I was and left with no pearls.

Who, ever said pearls are for girls?

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