On the toilet

No toilet paper; doesn’t matter because I don’t even use it.

I just sit on the toilet for about 30 minutes and wait for everything to come out.

All I have to say is you won’t find no underwear of mine with shit stains.

I talk about my toilet adventures because I have the luxury of even having a toilet and I wanted to bring light of the 1 BILLION people who don’t and are suffering because of it.

Please do your own research and help when you can.

Please always be grateful for your colon and all of your fecal luxuries.

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