The acidity in our beaches have gotten to a point where I get sick and breakout in hives if I go in. How did it get to this, was it all the times I peed in the ocean, is it because of whales dumping loads in the sea, is it all of our trash in the lakes, could it be the BP oil spill? The ocean is now just a run down bathroom with a glory hole inside a 24/7 deli down an alley where everything is just disgusting. But people still come here for fun. Now we just have to wait for the whole ocean to turn yellow.
The real question is are we going to have enough toilet paper?