Fumes

Why am I, in the wrong? Why do I, have to be the one in control of my emotions? Why…

Gila Monster

The only one. My forever. Come back to me… I cheated, not for lack of love. I cheated because I…

Gone Is My Midnight

None of my thoughts are going to save the world. Must I stay up all night and break records. The…

Hummingbird Heartbeat

Talk with righteousness and keep your deceit. Share secrets that do not belong in your possession. I want to hear…

Mortified

Why didn’t I kiss you, when I had the chance. I regret it everyday. Why did you let me leave?…

Product of Surrealness

My dreams are alive. I find myself solving more problems in my sleep than I do in my wakefulness. It…

Lenes

To My French love, Pierre Oh my french croissant, Pierre, how much I dream of you, how much I wish…

Opaque

The fantastication of drowning appeals more to me, with every passing day. The sea has no reflection, and if it…

Belly Aching

That uneasy feeling, you get in your stomach out of nowhere; comes from the betrayal of your beloved. You are…

The Toad Told

The toad told a story, about the time he paid a toll. I told the toad, that I didn’t want…

Lost Everything

He went into the fire. He was a tall and beautiful man. A true Greek god. Men were envious of…

Charles Wouldn’t Know

Hey Charles, do you know, if I will get the job today? Hey Charles, will I get lucky today? Hey…

The Last Cigarette

I might… I have to be careful with what I say. You never know when someone can barge into your…

Detailed Gibberish

Lying to your face has never been easy. You catch me every time except this time. Has it ever occurred…

Any How

The car was right there, how could I not take it. She prayed for me and I wanted to let…

Permanent Fantasies

I have to rip out my tongue yet I would still be able to write what I don’t mean to…

Undeservingly

Stop showering me with praiseWhy are you blindto what I actually amYou’re drowning in my manipulationYou don’t notice that I…

Moments

Inspired by you,These moments are far and fewThere are few times that I can think ofwhere I can actually sayyou…

Penny Penguin

A penguin starts talking to a polar bear. “Hey Wallace.” The polar bear replied, “what happened Penny?” “Why can’t I…

No Ring Needed

Andrei proposes to Alyona. Today, marks the fifth year anniversary of Andrei and Alyona being together. They have made many…

Get On the Plane

I embrassed myself. Give me a minute. I have to answer the phone. I realized, I didn’t tell her truth.…

Moon Love

Red and blue, the colours of two what should we do when the two of us are obsessed with the…

Welp,

I need to figure this out. I can’t keep masturbating everyday. I need to do stuff. What can I even…

Farming Together

Alyona: Oh! This is where you have been. I was calling your name inside. Andrei: What happened? Alyona: Nothing. I…

Zaliya

If you loved me, the way I loved you. I wouldn’t care about, what my love says. What should we…

Archaic Fossil

Love. Been there done that. Suffering. Over it. Happiness. Fleeting. Depression. Who does not suffer? Loneliness. Make a friend already.…

Those Words

Stop telling me that you are proud of me. I haven’t done anything yet. You are making me feel better…

Comfortably Suffering

House arrest for the rest of your life. “It wont be that bad.” That was the first day of house…

A Third Chance?

I was calmly driving down the street, listening to some song as I stop at a red light. Then panic…

Blondie in Belarus

Currently. She’s looking out of her window, watching the rain come down from the clouds. She enjoys the light breeze…

Impending

The flies are around. They can sense, what is going to happen next. They know that the moment of me…

The Autonomous Region

Fight. Beat him up. Leave him bloodied and on the floor wishing he was dead. Don’t let him rest. Keep…

Sweetish Girl

I can’t understand. No matter, how much I want to. I can’t. I wish I could change myself. Why did…

Stare into the Sun

I keep lying. I lie to myself. Hitler said, “if you keep lying eventually it will be your truth.” I…

Vulpine

Winter time has come. The fox has sprung into action. He is ready to hunt his first meal for the…

Scales for Horns

I’ll trade this crocodile skin for that cow leather. Hmm, you got a deal. Congrats son, I’m so proud of…

You’re Bothering Me

A leaf on the road is not bothering anyone. I stepped on the leaf and he/she didn’t say ow. The…

Last Time

Last time, I will ever open up my heart. Last time, I will ever tell the truth. Last time, I…

Sculptures In Salamanca

There is an artist in Salamanca. His name is Wallabi Bellci. He has been a recluse for months now and…

Pseudo-Pacifist

I do not condone violence in any type of way. I do not support violence. I do not wish to…

Death by Dimes

“You, Richard Millie have been sentenced to death by dimes.” “What is that?” “Psst. It’s when they put a thousand…

Con

“She don’t love me bro.” “But she would.” “What do you mean would? What should I do?” “Oh! I can’t…

Meet Me

Meet me when I have money when I’m able to afford flowers that doesn’t come with bees and bugs. I…

What can I say?

I can’t say anything. You caught me red handed. The man standing there with a wooden chest ready to die;…

Wash These Sandy Socks

I wear my socks to the beach. They always end up getting filled with sand. Unbelievable and now a seagull…

Stuck

An alarm clock goes off at 3 in the morning. No one wakes up. It is now 4:21 in the…

Tremors of Katsina

You want to hear a word that isn’t said often. “Gonorrhea” Imagine. This is the tremors of Katsina. A shock…

Like Always

Summer is near. A birthday in June is here. Like always, I never been more miserable. Another year has gone.…

Edge of Solitude

Wrecking havoc in your mind causing delirium. You are on the edge of solitude heading towards… Isolation. Notice, how your…

Half of a Grape

Go with the flow so they say. When I do I feel like bad things happen. Nothing ever turns out…

My Homeless Bestfriend

When I was homeless; I met a girl whose name were not going to say, so let us just call…

Quadriceps

It’s a sprint to KFC and I only run when I feel like it. The chicken will have to wait…

Fluffy Sheep Relief

I was out on the farm today after a couple of weeks; being shut in because of the dog flu…

Pointless Terms

It is that time of the year where nothing seems to feel real. Nothing is worth the effort it requires.…

Zealot People Of New Zealand

The Zeal People have been residing in the outskirts of New Zealand since the first human existed. Other native societies…

Let’s Jeopardize Peace?

Peace is what? What kind of peace is at risk? Who is jeopardizing peace? What is wrong with peace? Why…

Blame Mendacity

Another lie told another fact hidden another love crushed another person fooled you’re lying to everyone let’s tell them the…

A Wicked Glorification

Graphic. Burn the house. Burn the papers. Burn the pictures. Burn the powder. Destroy this place and get rid of…

Galvanized Lips

Let me kiss you through the screen, the pixels can’t push me away. I’m kissing a picture of you. You…

A Pyrrhic Reward

I have been on the road for years. I have crawled through the driest of deserts, where my sweat and…

Neck tattoo

Спокй ночичмоки в щеки I’m going to get this tattooed on my neck. I need to come up with a…

Coiled Around You

Wrapped around your arms to love you to never let you go to suck the air outta of you to…

From Vika #2

Я почти в тебя влюбилась Я была так близка Думала Разобью тебе сердце И ты напишешь обо мне Но себе…

From Vika # 1

Another love letterI will never sendThe pain is much betterTo be used in vainI wanted to sayThat your love was…

Spilled Juice in History

He’s frazzled. He had a feast for a breakfast. He split orange juice on himself, now he’s fuming. You can…

You Did Not Choose Me

You picked me. From the start. I knew. We bonded. We laughed. You knew. I was serious. You, not so…

Seeds in my Pocket

I’m a farmer, you see. I don’t have much need for gold. The fancy shoes won’t do me any good…

Vacuum of Montomy

Over and over until it is all over. Shallow breathing as you walk. The air does not fill up your…

Selling the Same Poem

I’m broke. What’s new? You bought a fancy egg for decoration when your own stomach aches. The writer does not…

Ash is the Heart

How dare you talk to another when I have been gone for only a while? Well. It was easy. I…

Heart Attack

Fall on the floor.Dead in the bed.On the way home.Driving to the doctor.Seeing spots.Police trying to connect the dots.Heart stops.Take…

Doctor in the Mirror

What is the diagnosis? Yup. You’re crazy for sure. Really? Yeah. You have what we like to call “you’re a…

Come for Tea

I don’t know what you got going on in your head but I can tell what I got going on…

Two of a Kind

White and Pink Azaelas. You laugh and make random noises. You repeat random words as you try to remember what…

Sagacious Person

I don’t want to fuck it up . The way she says she’s not tired but sleepy. I literally don’t…

Splatter

“Some here. A spot there. What color is this? Magenta? Put that there. Hmm; missing something. Blue? Ahh. That’s nice.…

Nova Scotia

I WILL DIE HERE ON THIS ROCK. “Sir. It has been six years since we last been home. Don’t you…

Me Da Medió

Pues tengo mucho miedo, porque mira esto se-va hacer la primera vez que escribo en español y no sé como…

Hokkiado

Brrr… I am climbing up this mountain right now, somewhere in this unwelcoming world. Howling winds and the frigid temperature…

Cringy Chimpmunk

Three birds stand on a telephone wire, chirping among themselves. A chipmunk comes climbing up the pole and greets the…

Mr. Eel

What sound do eels makes? “Look at this eel”, pointing at the bottom of the river. “I can’t see anything…

The Impulsive Baby

Of course he is a male. Females in this world are dealing with all of human history to change their…

Yo Soy Solo De Mi

Mira esta la cosa. I can’t really write in Spanish. In Colombia, the bitches are bad and the coffee is…

Soyffy’s Press Conference

Global Superstar Soyffy has scheduled a press conference for today in regards on his future. [Coughs] “Excuse me everyone. Can…

Shut The Fuck Up

Oh my god. You did it again!!!! You fucking talked too much… Like when will you learn?! You were doing…

Trip to Alaska

I was born in Oakland, California to some crack addicted parents. My mom sent me away to live with one…

Smile and Be Free

The society we are heading towards, is one with cameras everywhere. People will be free to walk outside without worrying…

Sergy’s Secret

The sky is dark grey with the clouds covering the ground. Sergy is walking through the snowy streets of his…

Hear Me Out

Getting high and going out partying before a test is not the best way to get a good grade. Spending…

From Now On

I will not look for the perfect person. I found them already. And they’re not from here.

Your Kids

You will only be remembered by the people who appreciate you. You won’t last forever. What will your legacy be?…

The Turtle to Tortilla

“La tortuga se vino pero no se puedo comer la tortilla porque no hay mas tortillas.” This quote in spanish…

Oasis

A place where you can find peace and serenity. Normally, a place where it is quiet and just yourself. A…

Dear Cassie

We never saw each other. We never got to hold each other with our arms. We never had to fight…

Cigarettes Smell

The man comes back from a hard day at work. He unlocks his car and opens his glove department. He…

How Many Can You Do?

Hey dude. Where you been? I haven’t seen you all this week. I been here at home, finishing this project…

Alyona & Andrei

Their story begins on a gloomy Saturday afternoon in the middle of a small town. Andrei starts talking to a…

They Took Your Money

So you say they took your money. Were you robbed? No. Then how did they take your money? Well, they…

Stop

You’re going to do something that can’t be changed. You’re going to say something that you can’t take back. Stop…

Nothing is Real?

I wish there was a sign that lit up when someone tells you the truth. Everyone is a liar in…

Of Course

Hello,Of course, I remember what tomorrow is. I will try to make it.Your Brother, This was written by a wealthy…

So You Met Someone New

You say to yourself. Wow this person is cool. It’s been a while since your last relationship. You realize that…

I am going to leave?

What would be left behind? A bunch of unfinished stories that I wanted to see make it onto Netflix. Papers…

Girlfriend for the Night

One day, you’re innocent with no thoughts that come from a perverted mind. Next day, you are getting your balls…

What a Dope Fiend do?

A dope fiend does lots of drugs. sells priceless possessions for 20 dollars. dances in the middle of traffic. doesn’t…

The Dunkin’ Chronicles

This one time, I was working and I was wondering how i could make more money. Then some guy who…

A Mute Topic

I want drugs so fucking bad. I want to drink so fucking bad. I want to break someone’s car window…

Writing in Snow

If you ever peed in the snow, then you have tried to write your name in the snow. Some people…

He is Uninterested

He woke up one day and his love was gone. He was uninterested in everything. He couldn’t stand the thought…

Buy This

I have some extra money to spend, what should I do? I know, I should just save it for a…

The Greedy Romantic

He says words that play with your heart, and makes you wonder why have I not heard this before. You…

A Regular Man

He does not wash his hands after he pees. A regular man walks outside and see the females around him.…

Contacts

God bless the technology advancement of contacts. Like two pieces of plastic (silicone) that lets you see with perfect vision.…

Fragile Branches

“Olive trees for sale”, reads a sign hanging in front of a shop. A man walks into the shop. “How…

A Meaningless End

Hello Andrew, “Nice to see you again. Today we’re going to talk about.” Andrew cuts him off. “Can we talk…

Boomerang Astra

I threw you away. You came back. You threw me away. I came back. You don’t want me back.

Pop Up to Say Hey

Is it true? Is it real? Is it obsessive? Is it artificial? Was is it the sex? Was it the…

Aliens or Schizophrenia

Hello, (this is a long story) I will describe my experience the past eighteen days. I cannot see far with…

A Cozy Home

Hello, For the first time in almost 15 years, I am actually happy to be at home. This move is…

Bear Witness

Hello, It took being completely reckless for the final time to come up with the courage to tell you the…

Your Ideas Across Space

Hi, Even when I steal your idea, I will always give you credit, only if someone asks however. I still…

Ethical Self Interest

Hello, A sense of a dominance after winning a fight is unmatched. You feel as if you can take on…

Responsibility Woah

Hello, I found out that after all this time. I have been lying to myself saying that responsibilities aren’t real.…

5 New Scars

Hi, I see that you no longer want to be my friend. Can’t wait to see how this wound heals.…

Status Update

Hello, To my dear friend in this world. I have some not so positive news. While I enjoyed my time…

Live from Corona Beach

WE’RE BACK!!!!! How long has it been guys? Have you missed me? “No”. “Sad face emoji” I have arrived and…

Water Tower

I climbed a water tower today. Our water tower is in the middle of the woods between my high school…

Octopus on the Bed

In the morning, at night, before work, after. Octopus cannot stay, he has to leave. We have to kick him…

Unconditional

No worries comes from no ego. Unconditional love comes from what I thought was trust. I trusted that the choices…

Only Today

Tell me you care and would never let anyone get between us. I will respond by saying the same and…

Old, I Will Not

My hair is never going to fall off. Bald, I will never be. I’m going to have a head full…

New Zealand

Ticket is bought, luggage is packed and bridges are buried. With no connections to the life before I can finally…

Dam of Chances

Dam is all patched up now. No more chances will ever spill over anymore. Now we can save the rest…

Mind of Gold

Positive thoughts radiates positive energy which leads to a positive day. You can look around and always find something that…

Baby Blue

The blanket is. The pen is. The sky is. The clothes I wear is. My room is. The carpet. The…

Shameful

Shame. I am full of it. How can I stop feeling that? How can I get rid of this baggage?…

Nosebleeds

You are waking up for school. You wear the outfit that your mom had laid out for you the day…

I’m Back

Hello, I am back and better than ever. Mind is out of the clouds, no more smoke and mirrors. It…

Going On Vacation

I guess I finally got writers’ block because I have no idea on what I should read or write. I…

Timing jumps

You fell now, your body is splattered on the floor. You jumped a second too early, now you’re clinging onto…

Toxicity?

Toxic is what they say I am. How can they say such thing when I’m here? Can’t they see, the…

Echo Echoo Echooo

I hear that. I hear you. Okay, so what were you saying? What you mean? I just told you. No…

Cardinals have me excited

With Paul Goldschmidt now on the team, I’ll admit I wasn’t totally on board but after Friday’s game performance. I’ll…

Farting

Bad if you hold it in. Bad if you let it out. Your body does it. Everybody does it. Most…

Mums Fingers

Fingers that used to hold me when I was a baby. Fingers that I played with and felt mama’s warmth.…

Short-Cuts

Really aren’t short. The fastest way to get somewhere is a straight line. Sometimes to get somewhere, you need to…

What Problems

I never had to deal with drastic changes. I never went through any traumatic experiences I haven’t gone through grueling…

Slug Romance

Love me like a slug. Let’s play for hours. Laughing and toying with each other. Lost in each in other,…

Fossils Gone Forever

Imagine all of the things we’re missing out in the world because it has been totally destroyed. Like a scribbled…

Desire

Clones of me and each one focuses on one of my passions in life. There’s plenty of time for myself…

SKY on Mars

Orange. Blue on Earth. Skies anywhere and everywhere. And life decides to stay here.

Black Drain

Black holes are a drain that leads to another universe. The universe is a faucet that is always on. The…

New Songs of the Spring

A bird came by the tree today. She was new and the song she sang was completely different from others.…

The Day

Hard work and I’m no good at it. Each day seems to get harder. Isn’t supposed to be the opposite.…

The Slow Secret

The slower you move, the longer you live. Turtles live long and birds live short. The sloths know this secret.…

Pearl Duckie

Elegant. On my neck, lovely. I admire you everyday. Stay with me everywhere I go. How lucky I am, to…

Disappearing Act

They call me. They’re looking for me. Are they wondering why I decided to leave. Or are they thinking should…

Foreign Blossoms

Can’t be much foreign than being with you for the first time. What about the first time after a lifetime…

Snake Charming

You don’t have to be a snake to charmed them. You must understand however that not all snakes can be…

Broken English

Lost in accents. Lost in translation. Lost for words. What you are saying. Is it this? Is it that? Is…

Cupid’s Vacation

Love is not in the air. People aren’t falling in love. No one is caring. Cold hearts and none is…

Backwards Steps

I’m walking forward and she seems to be farther away. I want to get closer and she’s right in front…

No Delay

Fuck, I forgot. You have to write down a good idea when it comes to mind because who knows if…

Rainbow Affair

Around 5’o clock, and everyone stops. Some come out of their caves to see me. All strain their necks to…

Hyena In The Brain

Crude Rude Food Mean Crying Sad Dead Weird Corny Crazy Sex Shock Object People Work All these jokes. And the…

Science of Folding

I can’t fold a perfect fold. Edges are never clean. The lines are never straight. Clothes always end up with…

Pearls

The June birthstone is a pearl. Out of the all the stones, that they could have possibly picked, they choose…

I’m Running

To chase Marie. To chase Rosalind. Doing it all for me. I’m sorry to all the others I still I…

Leech for Energy

I drain you of all your fight. I give back the wonderful feelings of life. Unless I’m in no mood.…

Sacrifices Around the Ring

What can’t be sacrificed? In evil or in good, is there nothing in this world that can’t be sacrificed? What…

Individual

Traits describe the character. Characteristics gives him the life of being. Life as an individual, comes and goes as fast…

Tying Knots

I couldn’t tie my shoes till I was in high school and now I’m this age, struggling on how to…

Words & No Pictures

Read all about. What do you got there? It’s an old artifact called a newspaper. Woowwwww and what do I…

Walking For 5 Months

Here’s hoping my feet will not be to sore when I start to work. Here’s hoping that the weather will…

Records Matter More

I’m first. It doesn’t matter, we’re not competing. Such a loser response. I’m not a loser, I just don’t see…

Polyester

That name sounds scratchy. I’m a moth attracted to the light when it comes to things this soft. My baby…

Cup

Fill it with water. Fill it with juice. Fill it with milk even put in cereal. Fill it with chocolate…

Fire Flakes

Dali Lama doesn’t eat spicy food. Only humans are dumb enough to eat a food that burns their inside. I…

Pennies

Pennies on the ground. Pennies found upside down. Pennies in the couch. Pennies face down. Pennies falling from the sky.…

Gross Goals

Places I shitted: On top of a car. On top of a toilet. On a doorstep. Inside a shoe. Inside…

What you order

Can I get a 12 piece glazed tenders with 2 mchickens. Anything else? Do you want anything? Yeah get me…

Weird Cave

I stared at the sun. Eyes couldn’t see anything expect a blob of purple, blue, green and yellow. Anything I…

P.P Squad

Pigeons walking thru New York. Almost like they want to be us. Pigeons waiting for the light to turn red.…

All that for what

Took you five months to grow this peanut. It tasted fucking horrible. All that planting. All that water. All that…

Counting Sleep

I wanted to get my sleep schedule back to normal. So I stood awake for a whole day and a…

Moderation of Life

Balloons fill up with air. I fill up with chocolate and water. I can’t pop. Moderation is warranted when you…

Falling Leaf

Love poems that never get to their desired location. Tragic. Lives could have been changed. But what can words do,…

Only 140 calories

In the ocean. Outside in a recycling bin. Made in a factory. 5 cents: 20 makes one dollar. Carbon dioxide…

South of Park Ave

I shitted my pants once because I couldn’t make it to the bathroom. I was 14. I peed my pants…

Sunglasses in Seattle

Colorado has snow and mountains. New Zealand has a diversity of animals and climate found no where else. Australia is…

Red Qubits

I love many people at once. I found the one, I want to be with for the rest of my…

Petty jail

Clickbait in this century should be seen as fraud. People who create these should be jailed like petty criminals. Their…

Reincarnation Milk

You ever made cheesecake before. My moms makes the best cheesecake in the world. I know people who hated cheesecake…

A matter of time

My parents make and still are making the mistake of thinking that their too old for their dreams. I’m young…

non-existence mango

You need mass and energy to exist. That’s e=mc^2. Scientists say dark matter has a negative mass but how could…

Who likes writer

My heart’s broken after every piece of criticism. I go write about it. My feelings are hurt every time, I…

Winds Up High

When you’re traveling to California from New York, it takes a while longer getting there because the plane is going…

Universality Entropy

If you take account of all the systems in the world, you can predict the exact outcome of anything and…

Flowers hate too?

Flowers are the reproductive organs of plants. Plants love to have sex as much as humans do. They spread their…

On the toilet

No toilet paper; doesn’t matter because I don’t even use it. I just sit on the toilet for about 30…

Redemptional Love

Love is illogical. Makes no sense whatsoever. You wake up one day and meet a person and next thing you…

Is there more?

I have all the body parts as the person next to me. We look different outside however. How come we…

Still not sold.

I’m still scared about the Cardinals. Yes we got Goldschmidt but I remember quite clearly that he went through a…

Joyless Ideas

Ideas that pop up, no matter how much I focus on anything else. Screams, these ideas for joy bring me…

Never The End

In life there are many choices and paths to take. Mine was dead set on many. Weighting pros and cons.…

Night time with her

I can’t believe life. I really can’t. Shit just kills me. I can’t spend time with her. I can’t see…

Enchanted Cynics

I would love it for one of my friends to die. I know I would accomplish everything I wanted to…

Ambitious Attempt

On these days, it is a great time to be outside and inhale a breath of fresh air. You can…

Spider Trials

Nano-nano-nano-nano butt. You’ll never find me but you can try your luck. I’m a spider not a duck. “Quack quack”…

A brain off dopamine

You won’t see the results of your effect on people. You won’t see the results of your work. You won’t…

The honest cycle

If honesty is the truth, which are the facts, then; Honesty is a fact that’s being forgotten in this world…

Pondering Death

The first step to being a depressed child is having a sense of the world outside of you. Next, is…

Space Youths

The problem with my youth is. I was always told “shoot for the stars”, little did they help with how…

Who the minority

People who like orange juice with pulp, people who like scary horror movies, people who don’t like water, people who…

Cardinals Off-season

I really hope the Cardinals don’t sign Bryce Harper or Josh Donaldson. I hope we stay away from any “injury…

On repeat

I keep saying this motto for the last month now and it hasn’t been working. My life has been on…

Thank you honey badger

Murder and drug dealing for money that’s my dream. Being disrespectful and not caring for nobody. Having multiple baby mamas…

A sheep died.

All I know and see is processed in my mind. All that I see comes from my eyes so why…

Man I’m Happy

Aren’t you loving my energy! Can’t you just sense it off the sentence! CHOOPDELECTU So exicted I can’t even talk…

Is God Real

What a pointless question. I’m tired of being here. I want to travel. What a waste of breath. Let’s love…

Apple in the trash

Wasteful youth, a life of a never ending supply with limited parnet’s money. Signs of these wasteful youths isn’t hard…

No Sahara

Thunderstorms in my room and it sounds that Zeus is having fun bowling. Hair pulling and calls for God. We…

Snowy Organisms

Heather is a snowy organism. Softer than soft, smoother than smooth and smelling like nothing; a faint nothing. She screams…

Abstract Art

What’s the difference between a monkey’s favorite stick and a human’s favorite pencil? I could explain the answer but the real…

Cardinals UGHHHHHH

I just do not understand it. We had the stretch of great baseball then we just shot ourselves at the…

Authentic Chicken

I want real chicken. Why would I ever order fake chicken? McDonald’s

Dance Dance Flamingo

Dance? But I don’t wanna. Well if you don’t dance, you’ll never find a mate. So why do I need…

The Reason

What is writing to me? It’s to get my thoughts out of the brain. I don’t have space for such…

Gator Meat

Instead of a piece of cake I like to say gator meat because it is not what you expect and…

Winter is Coming

I can’t see. I can cry. I’m tired of all the lies. I want to come clean and tell everyone…

Yellow Joey

I had a friend named Joey, he was going through a lot at the time so we didn’t talk much.…

Pointy Toes

A conversation. Yeah I hate her, she thinks shes all that with her long straight hair with her smooth, hydrated…

NY DRIVERS

Move out of the fucking street, you bum! Hurry the fuck up, I don’t care gooooooo! Why the fuck did…

The Moon Told me to Lie

Not that the female gender does not lie. It is that on a worldwide scale females, are still the most…

Made up Truth

A man of many words has to screen each one that passes through his lips like the T.S.A checks brown…

Behind The Curtains

I look out and see the audience. “Big crowd” I say sarcastically. Seems as if no one saw my flyers.…

Whale Black Hole

Whale are mammals and breathe air. Whales used to live on land just like us. They decided that they preferred…

Duck Duck Da-Fuck

Everyone shares the same brain. That is why we tend to say lots of the same words. Who said it…

Valentines Demise

“True love is immortal and useless” – Fernando Pessoa My issue isn’t that he said this. My issue is how…

The HotBox Trap

All you need is a car and a willing unsuspecting victim. Oh! I almost forgot! You need weed lots and…

The New Flower

My mother is naturally a giver of life. Not because I came out of her; but because every plant she…

Wilderness Love Letter

Dear Love, Cutting logs of wood has been surprisingly therapeutic. Sometimes I pretend the wood is you because I want…

Human cockaroaches

I bet cockroaches don’t cheat on each other, or lie to each other. This is what I deserve because I’m…

Trees can Move

All living things move on their own. Not all moving things are living. Is all non-moving matter dead/inanimate. But what…

Straight Po-Poo

I hate the ops. It’s suffocates my well-being and everyone else’s around the world. They don’t change and worst of…

To the future

My life is falling apart. I have no direction where I’m going. I consume so much of my own time…

Past the Pacific

It has been a week since I been out in sea. The waves have been the only constant on this…

Another Tear Drops

Another call, unanswered. Another text, read. Another thought, negative in all ways. Why am I so sensitive? Why do words…

Station FML 101.4

Leave me alone. I don’t want you in my head filling it with lies. I’m tired of all of the…

We almost there

You ever see yourself in a movie and you can actually see yourself going through character development. You’re in the…

Radiant Skin

At first, all I wanted to do was just to wrap around like another layer of skin. We was flaming…

Okay but what about this?

Why when you’re living there is never an end? You sleep and the day “ends”. Every morning you open your…

Movie Idea

School shooting without the deaths Adminstratiors and principles decide to run a experiment. To a gunmen to come to their…

Good Morning

Six in the morning I used to be still sleeping but for at least a month maybe three now. I’m…

1 in 7234568321

Im jealous of everyone who is in the position to do amazing things. I’m jealous of everybody who can live…

Quantum Something

Quantum Physics says there is more dimension than the one’s we see. Quantum Physics also says that we are still…

Star of the Show

That no one watches. I stay up all night, planning what to do for my next act. The only thought…

A vegetarian tiger.

World falling apart. Everyone is either defending or attacking something. The people who can actually help don’t really want to…

Accounting for a Title

Time: 3 am Place: New York Action: on the phone scrolling. Thought in my head: why the fuck cant i…

Out of the Burrow

So here is a animal or person I can’t really tell. And he wakes up from his night’s sleep. Lately…

BAD Haircut

A building made entirely out of hair with no structure, no restriction , no limits, no support but how does…

Salamanders not lizards

A few months ago, a salamander known as the “golden wonder” had been rediscovered. After 42 years, the salamander that…

No Feather Chicken

If a is human scared, they turn into a no feather chicken. It’s not a rare occurrence, and actually quite…

Desert Dream

Pointless desert, in the middle of nowhere, no water. Dying in the sand, watching the sky searching for at least…

Cardinals Off-season

It has been 2 months since the baseball season ended. The Cardinals were not able to replicate their 2011 success…

Flight to Atlantis

There probably is going to be society underwater in the future. Shit there could be one, down there right now…

Waste of atoms

You can see our oceans from space, since our world is 70% water. But we know more of space than…

Slopes of the Emotions

I woke up today with stomach pains and the need to take a big shit. My mornings usually start off…

Remoras

“Hi, I’m looking for the remoras.” “Well there’s some over there by the selfish mom aisle.” “No, I mean I’m…

My writer’s paradox

Writers usually spend their time reflecting on the world around them and themselves as a person. Their stories are their…

Finger Blood Bagel

I am 20 year old college student and I can’t properly cut open a bagel. Last week maybe, a cream…

Choking Hazard

Sweet, wonderful and astounding, these three words perfectly describe my sex life. Spending a night with my lover after a…

The silence

Missing: A person who can keep a secret. If found please don’t speak it.

Peppermint Math

Peppermint candy, is my favorite candy in the world, with M&M coming as a close second. Peppermint candy, the one…

The derivative

Calculus can we? If you were a person, I would like to know you. Calculus if you were a real…

Puffin Diaster

I’m sitting in my car, waiting for some inspiration to come like dentists after Halloween, thinking of the fastest way…

Unpacked Treasure

Losing your luggage while at the airport probably means that you’ll never get it back. That also means, there is…

“White” Bird Brained

“White” Bird Brained or simply “White”, is a status or a mindset where the entire world is just black and…

Colored Daze

It’s clearing up after a rainy day, the mood is depressing with a splash of a pity. Rain puddles are…

Male Eradication

Well there is more than one way we can’t get rid of the male species. First, we could just start…

Chirping Bacon

The smell of that crispy bacon in the morning with a glass of orange juice, I can not imagine a…

The British Accent Piegon

Birds like humans have their own accents, and there is no better example than the Britain Pigeon. This pigeon has…

Hate the Tropics

It’s too hot, the air is too humid, I can barely breathe in these conditions. The trees don’t even have…

Hypothermia

The leaders of this world has us living in a society, where a nuclear winter is in inevitable. At any…

Bug Heaven

People ask the question what happens when we die? When their dog or cat dies they ask if they have…

The Opposite light

Near the North Pole, around Iceland you can find the Northern Lights where people say it’s a once in a…

My Favorite Cat- Food

Waking up to a canary’s song is such a beautiful experience, as long as it’s not happening at 5 am…

Double-Lines Race

Wake up, brush my teeth, shower, put on clothes now time to go to work. Repeat till there is no…

Dead-Beat Butterflies

Butterflies don’t grow up with their parents. In the third grade our class was starting a butterfly sanctuary, you remember…

Half-Eating Shark

If you was going to die what would be your last meal? Will it’s not really up to me is…

Empty Skies

“What even is the sky?” “It’s like the ceiling of the Earth.” “Then why is it blue?” “Well who’s to…

Suicide Food

In the digital age there will never be a shortage of videos, memes, nudes or even restaurants. People have to…

The Zebra with Polkadots

Minding his own business, strolling towards where he gets all of his meals. All of the other animals walk past…

Ocean’s Bathroom

The acidity in our beaches have gotten to a point where I get sick and breakout in hives if I…

Watermelon Water

For 2 dollars inside a 711 refrigerator lies the most delicious drink known to man kind. Watermelon Water. But in…

Desert Water Park

Must bring sunscreen. WARNING – There is no water Oh but what is that lake over there. That is a…

Jails in the Suburbs

Inside every jail on this block, lives a family who are taking life day by day. Some have plans for…

Yadier Molina for MVP

If Yadier Molina doesn’t at least place in the top 10 in baseball. I have completely lost faith in the…

Thankful for K

Out of place, K will send you right back. She my hero, she my savior. When I go to sleep,…

This and That

This is Us Always wondering about something Always thinking about something Always hating a new something about ourselves. Always talking…

Baaaaaaaa

I saw a TV show where I relate with the main character and in this episode they let the audience…

Do I feel sorry?

(In my head) Should I tell the truth? I don’t care about people. What do you mean? You mean you…

The Mumbler

What? The phrase heard most by the mumbler. The mumbler can’t speak clearly hence his name, there’s no sentence ever…

Inside the Ground

I walked through a cemetery and there was a tombstone for someone who was born in the year 1890 and…

Axolotl

I remember when I first saw this name. I thought “how do you even say that”, to this day I…

Water Dripping Leaves

Rain in the desert a very uncommon occurrence but there is always a little chance a cloud will form. That…

Blur bleh fml

Design plans need to account for all variables. Costs may be higher than previously thought. In the end, the benefits…

Robot’s Curse

You cannot tell a fish to stop swimming, it is pre-programmed into their existence. What are animals? If not living…

Reality Life

Our minds tells us that where we are is our reality. Our reality is not this world where we are.…

Sing Like Jcole

I’m your canary bird keep me in a cage. You sing, I sing. But you have to feed me, clean…

Banana Peel Split

The past has caught up to you finally. You are starting to realize how life works. This realization. Months and…

NO Bumblebee

No one really appreciated bumblebees till they went missing. You are so gorgeous and beautiful like the flowers, bees pollinate…

Sun a dub

I was disappointed. I was sad. Didn’t see anything so I was mad. They call me a joke. Yet I…

Truth is

I have been smoking and I haven’t had a real conversation with myself in forever. Healing but again summertime has…

AK Series 3047

1997 – we came into existence, at the same time people died, parents cried and a life just been saved.…

AK Series A

I am not sad nor depressed, or happy. Not relived or satisfied. My actions and attitude needs to change. Accomplish…

Fish Following Algae

First came algae, then came the flea, last was the chimpanzee who couldn’t swim in the deep blue sea. I…

What will be will be

That's what you called me. The decision wasn't made based on love if that was true, I would still be…

Space and Water

Plenty of room but I can’t last more than 2 minutes inside. Sinking feeling in my chest, it’s like there’s…

Well Summer has ended.

Here comes fall and here comes the St.Louis Cardinals winning 8 games in a row and this is just the…

Rally Cat

A cat came and then YADIER MOLINA HIT A GRAND SLAMMMMMMMMMM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2011 & 2017 Cardinals

Around this time in the year 2011 The St.Louis Cardinals acquired bullpen arm Arthur Rhodes and was 2 games back…

Illusion

Fusion that’s no illusion. Scientist still figuring out how to replicate nuclear fusion. People out here practicing exclusion. Stumbling boozing.…